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Archive for November 21st, 2007

Nov
21

I need to look great

Filed Under Women

I need to look like Claudia Schiffer. No, wait, she has retired. I need to look like every latest runaway model out there and I need it fast. Just 2 more days and I may be on national television. I can’t risk having my face full of blemish and my thinning hair on air. I have problems that needs rectification ASAP.

Oh great. Its past midnight. That can only mean one thing. I have only 24 hours left before the big showdown. What is it? I will tell you later because right now I am totally freaking out!! Here’s the deal. I need to go for a facial. A full detoxification facial to look radiant and have my eyebrows shaped. They look terrible and I have been told they look like “caveman” eyebrows.

After having my face done, I need a good Thai massage. Nothing better than a traditional Thai massage to soothe the stiff muscles. I will be thoroughly relaxed and rejuvenated afterwards. Since I have my face and back taken care of, I will then need to do my hair. They are a mess. Bushy at the back and thin at the front. There is a serious need for provillus. My hairdresser should know what to do.

Now comes the major problem. I need cash for all the activities I have planned. Who will lend me some money? I am in dire straits here. God knows I can’t rely on my sister. She has her own set of financial problems to think about. Although, I did tell her about cash advance. Wonder if she has looked into them. What about some payday loans? Gosh, this is so not looking good. I have to sit down and relax. Think things over. I’ll be fine.