16 and Pregnant
OK, I am talking about Jamie Lynn Spears. Before you go all awry on me and scream cold-blooded murder, wait!! Hear me out. I think she is right in getting pregnant at 16. No seriously, being 16 and pregnant is not such a bad thing and I’ll tell you why. First of all, there would be no such thing as back-aches or bone aches or what-ever aches. You have young bones that tolerates pregnancy, child-bearing and the after-math perfectly unlike a 30 year old.
When you child is born, you don’t have to take care of him/her cos really, child services or your mother would be given that responsibility since you are after all still a child yourself. You get to have all the ME time, no responsibility and will still be “the Mother”. The best part is while you are having all the ME time, you get to be a teenager and have fun.
Just think, when you’re child is 14, you’d only be 30. I mean, these days, 30 is the new 20 so you are practically best friends or sisters. You get to do all the hip, cool and happening things with your child. You could really be BEST FRIENDS for life and double date. But just make sure the line is clear as to who is supposed to date who and no swaping of dates. That will be too gross eeewwww…
If your child follows in your footsteps and has her or his child by the time she or he is 16, then you will be a grandma before you reach 35! How cool is that? In a few short years, I will be 35 and god knows being a grandma is no where near my “to-be” agenda. You will be the world’s hottest grandma. Instead, you will be known as a GLAM-MA not a GRAND-MA.
You know what? I think I have just solved the age-old question a lot of women face these days - When is the right age to have a child (you know, the thing about career and all)? Get pregnant at 16 and you will never have to worry about not able to have fun, not able to pursue a career, not being able to date men…You can have it all.
Note : In case you’re wondering, I am being sarcastic. No way in hell should you get knocked up and pregnant at 16. They are kids themselves!
