Beluga

Moving swiftly along, one day at a time

Archive for December 31st, 2007

Dec
31

What a bummer

Filed Under Goss

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I look up to this young hottie as my source of inspiration. You know, to look as svelte. Many moons ago and if I do say so myself *ahem* I used to look exactly like her. Her body is mean. I used to have the exact same structure as this PYT here. That is in the past, at present I look very much like a pear. That’s the reason why I so desperately needed a role model to get my body back into shape. Back to when I used to be desirable, used to be HOT. So, I chose her but she disappointed me recently.

She’s pregnant now. Thank god I can’t find a single pregnant photo of her on the net. If you can, please burn it, throw it away. What is she doing? Why destroy her immortal-like figure by getting pregnant? Can’t she at least wait till I get back MY figure and ditch her as a role model before getting pregnant herself? Geez, someone, please knock some sense into that girl!!

Dec
31

Need traffic?

Filed Under Blogging

Getting a PR is not as difficult as trying to get traffic to your blog. Don’t believe me? I am living proof or rather, blogging proof of that fact.

This blog is unfortunately, quite dead in terms of traffic. Although, in terms of PR, it can have some hope but I am not betting on it. For a blog like mine, new and un-explored, seeking help from a seo specialist to assist me in getting some traffic may not be such a bad idea.

People like www.traficare.com are here to help you drive traffic to your site. They are a seo company specializing in stimulating the flow of qualified visitors to their clients’ sites by applying a range of optimization and promotional techniques. Considered the seo expert by many, I may just give them a visit and who knows, my traffic could surge after my appointment *smile*