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Apr
11

Say bye bye Michael

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I love you Michael! I hate to see you leave but you know how it is. Things are just not meant to be. You will always be my Michael Hutchence , my Freddy Mercury..my HERO!!! So long…may you be the new age lead in the coming years….

Apr
10

Justin and Madonna

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Wow!! Never thought that’d happen!!

Talking about their music collaboration, not something else *wink*. But then again, Maddy has always loved younger men and its no surprising, she chose Justin who, incidentally, is old enough to be her son.

I can’t post the video here for some reason. The video doesn’t align properly so I’ll provide the link instead.

The song is “so-so” but I noticed that, in this video, she bears an uncanny resemblance to Britney Spears in her “hey days” with the hair and all. Could Maddy be up to something???? Jeng jeng jeng…. I’ll let you be the judge if she is trying to appear as Britney :-D

Mar
29

Angelina struggling with her pregnancy

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Got this hot from the press again. It certainly looks like she has medical questions for her doctor. It was reported that she finding it a burden to carry her twins. She has been complaining of being tired, sick and irritable. Side effects from birth control pills the last time? I doubt it. She is also suffering from gestational diabetes which she had just discovered only recently. I am surprised that she has gestational diabetes but perhaps, its a common condition amongst pregnant woman. But I am not surprised that she may be a little weaker compared to her previous pregnancy as she is carrying twins for one and from the picture above, doesn’t she look like she is on some diet pills? She looks awfully skinny for someone who is pregnant. Hope she is better and taking better care of her health..at least for the sake of the herself and her babies.

Mar
27

Relatives

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What does Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama have in common?

Apparently, they are all checked into the same drug rehabilitation centre..LOL…just kidding. No, apparently, they are ALL related to each other in some way or another. Check this out, hot from the press :

Barack Obama is a distant cousin of Brad Pitt while Hilary Clinton is somehow albeit distantly, related to Angelina Jolie. And, we all know that Brad and Angie have a biological child together and are now reported to be expecting another. Opps…correction, expecting a set - of twins.

Talk about coincidence and news grabbing story. I mean, why is it that no one has told me that I am also related, distantly or otherwise, in some way to a super-star or a political figure? You tell me? *rolls eyes again*

Knock yourselves out, go take a peek at the article.

Dec
31

What a bummer

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I look up to this young hottie as my source of inspiration. You know, to look as svelte. Many moons ago and if I do say so myself *ahem* I used to look exactly like her. Her body is mean. I used to have the exact same structure as this PYT here. That is in the past, at present I look very much like a pear. That’s the reason why I so desperately needed a role model to get my body back into shape. Back to when I used to be desirable, used to be HOT. So, I chose her but she disappointed me recently.

She’s pregnant now. Thank god I can’t find a single pregnant photo of her on the net. If you can, please burn it, throw it away. What is she doing? Why destroy her immortal-like figure by getting pregnant? Can’t she at least wait till I get back MY figure and ditch her as a role model before getting pregnant herself? Geez, someone, please knock some sense into that girl!!

Dec
22

16 and Pregnant

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OK, I am talking about Jamie Lynn Spears. Before you go all awry on me and scream cold-blooded murder, wait!! Hear me out. I think she is right in getting pregnant at 16. No seriously, being 16 and pregnant is not such a bad thing and I’ll tell you why. First of all, there would be no such thing as back-aches or bone aches or what-ever aches. You have young bones that tolerates pregnancy, child-bearing and the after-math perfectly unlike a 30 year old.

When you child is born, you don’t have to take care of him/her cos really, child services or your mother would be given that responsibility since you are after all still a child yourself. You get to have all the ME time, no responsibility and will still be “the Mother”. The best part is while you are having all the ME time, you get to be a teenager and have fun.

Just think, when you’re child is 14, you’d only be 30. I mean, these days, 30 is the new 20 so you are practically best friends or sisters. You get to do all the hip, cool and happening things with your child. You could really be BEST FRIENDS for life and double date. But just make sure the line is clear as to who is supposed to date who and no swaping of dates. That will be too gross eeewwww…

If your child follows in your footsteps and has her or his child by the time she or he is 16, then you will be a grandma before you reach 35! How cool is that? In a few short years, I will be 35 and god knows being a grandma is no where near my “to-be” agenda. You will be the world’s hottest grandma. Instead, you will be known as a GLAM-MA not a GRAND-MA.

You know what? I think I have just solved the age-old question a lot of women face these days - When is the right age to have a child (you know, the thing about career and all)? Get pregnant at 16 and you will never have to worry about not able to have fun, not able to pursue a career, not being able to date men…You can have it all.

Note : In case you’re wondering, I am being sarcastic. No way in hell should you get knocked up and pregnant at 16. They are kids themselves!

Nov
23

My favourite Martian, Paris

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This is the latest Paris Hilton look. She was in Shanghai. Probably on probation before she gets scooped back to the jailhouse. Her room-mates probably missed her. Would you? Miss her? Nay, I wouldn’t. Then again, she could be a source for inspiration or a source for entertainment or both for some, if not all of the inmates.

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