It has been a long time since I’ve had some drama; the gossipy kind..LOL. And truth be-told, I had some last night. Technically, the story was told by my mom cos it was her neighbour! Juicy eh? You bet. Unfortunately for you and I, there were/are no visuals so you’ll just have to use your imagination.

Apparently, this girl who’s been living next door to my mom for a couple of months now, appears to be 2-timing her man. One day, its this guy and the next day, it’s another. For my old fashion mom (or at least she would like us to think she is all righteous and all…LOL…I am so mean), she found it disgusting that this girl could sleep with one guy and then, with another. Not simultaneously but you know…you get the drift.

So, this little charade between the 2 guys went on for a while until Tuesday night when I suppose the girl had the timing all wrong or that one of the guy felt that something was not right. It turned out that the 2 guys were at the house at the same time! Brother!! Luckily for one of them, he was about to leave in his car while the other had just arrived and walked in. Thankfully, neither one was naked or was caught in bed with the girl. If that were to happen…I don’t want to think of the consequences!

As expected, there were arguments, throwing stuff, the other guy spedding off with his dear life on the acceleration pedal as if he was Michael Schumacher. They weren’t loud enough for all the neighbours to come out for a view but loud enough for my mom to cling onto the glass door trying to catch every word and read lips. The entire episode lasted no more than 45 minutes before they both went inside the house. After that, who knows, she may have settle him with a few tricks of her own (if ya know what I mean…)

The story wasn’t as funny or intriguing as the fact that my mom was the one who was actually the one witnessing and telling the story. I mean, I’ve known my mom to be this examplary woman but I suppose, all women regardless of age or status, love a good gossip or a good cat-dog fight, don’t you think?  That or reviewing barcode scanners? I’d take that any day..*wink*