Beluga

What a bummer

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I look up to this young hottie as my source of inspiration. You know, to look as svelte. Many moons ago and if I do say so myself *ahem* I used to look exactly like her. Her body is mean. I used to have the exact same structure as this PYT here. That is in the past, at present I look very much like a pear. That’s the reason why I so desperately needed a role model to get my body back into shape. Back to when I used to be desirable, used to be HOT. So, I chose her but she disappointed me recently.

She’s pregnant now. Thank god I can’t find a single pregnant photo of her on the net. If you can, please burn it, throw it away. What is she doing? Why destroy her immortal-like figure by getting pregnant? Can’t she at least wait till I get back MY figure and ditch her as a role model before getting pregnant herself? Geez, someone, please knock some sense into that girl!!